As a part time Adventurer/Taxidermist I find I have more free time than I care for during the warmer months, and with Winter Fuel Allowance impinging sharply on the availability of my art supplies even during the harshest of winters I now have an excess of leisure time. Should you wish to assist in my endeavours or just want to chat feel free to contact me, we can meet at my cabin in the woods, however I must insist that you not share your plans with others as I am a very private individual. As my cabin is sound proofed we need not concern ourselves with the intrusive attentions of inquisitive neighbours. Please bring your own needle and string.
